mundosdepapel:

4.01 Wow, you are scary, sir

4.02 Scary and bossy.

4.03 that was a bit of dick move, mr “I just wanted to show you your destiny”

4.07 Okay, you are not a dick. Uriel is a dick. You better not disappoint me

4.09 wow, what an angel you are, wanting to kill that poor girl. dick…


4.10…

f-ckyeahfutbol:

It’s a testament to the complexity of Carver’s narrative that there are many things I simply didn’t get on the first viewing that have sort of clicked later on. I didn’t understand why characters were behaving in certain ways at different junctures, because their motivations weren’t always…

cumberbitch-freebitch:

wishful-geek:

do you ever casually say “i ship it” in a real life conversation then get strange looks from people who have no idea what the fuck you’re talking about because you forget it’s not part of normal people’s vocabulary

I think my whole school believes I am a boat maker or something.

(via khaleesi-at-221b)

“Fuck, my tea.”
— me approximately an hour after every time I make tea (via velvet-veins)

(via david-10inch)

clientsfromhell:

Client: I threw out that black pen, it was out of ink.

Me: What black pen?

Client: The one that was lying on your tablet.

Me: You threw out my $150 Wacom pen?

Client: I tried writing with it and it didn’t work. It must’ve been out of ink.

(via shoutkatvantas)


ca:tws + text posts aka i got sucked into the meme because i’m a meme loving fuck

ca:tws + text posts aka i got sucked into the meme because i’m a meme loving fuck

ca:tws + text posts aka i got sucked into the meme because i’m a meme loving fuck

ca:tws + text posts aka i got sucked into the meme because i’m a meme loving fuck

ca:tws + text posts aka i got sucked into the meme because i’m a meme loving fuck

ca:tws + text posts aka i got sucked into the meme because i’m a meme loving fuck

ca:tws + text posts aka i got sucked into the meme because i’m a meme loving fuck

(via david-10inch)

gaygisa:

instead of saying “him or her” you can say…you know…they….its not hard

(via shoutkatvantas)

city-fog-and-brave-dialogue:

ioweyouasoul:

LISTEN UP MOTHER FUCKERS

SEE THIS WEBSITE? 

ITS CALLED WOLFRAM ALPHA

THIS IS THE BEST GODDAMN WEBSITE FOR ACADEMIC SHIT. FUCK GOOGLE. 

THIS MOTHERFUCKER WILL LET YOU SEARCH “HOSPITAL BEDS IN CHAD VS. IRAN” 

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AND IT GIVES YOU A STRAIGHT GODDAMN ANSWER 

MAYBE YOU’RE NOT INTERESTED IN DOCTORNESS OF THIRD WORLD COUNTRIES COOL SHIT 

HAVING TROUBLE WITH MATH?

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HOLY SHIT

OR MAYBE YOU WANNA DICK AROUND

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WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU WANT

reasons why tumblr aids education

(via david-10inch)

rexuality:

I need to have as much wild sex as possible so one day I can become an inappropriate old lady that blurts out things like “when I was your age I got a concussion after being bent over a desk” and then my family can be like “grandma please, you’re making easter dinner really uncomfortable” and it’ll be great

(via vanconcastiel)

whothefuckiscas:

Here. I fixed it.
whothefuckiscas:

Here. I fixed it.
whothefuckiscas:

Here. I fixed it.
whothefuckiscas:

Here. I fixed it.