toenail-fister:

khazi-x:

toenail-fister:

Today is Hitler’s birthday, pot day, and zombie jesus day.
What a time to be alive.

420 praise it, mein Führer

420 praise it

(via teampotterwho)

lil-nerdy-dude-with-wings:

onamelancholyhill:

fandometrics:

»> SURVEY LINK «<
Survey of fan participation and attitudes in the Supernatural fandom. Data is completely anonymous and will never be sold to third parties. Please answer questions to the best of your ability and as completely as possible. Note that you may skip any question if you so choose. Completion should take 5-10 minutes.
Research results and analysis will be made available publicly at fandometrics. Survey link will remain actively through May 1st, with a possibility of extension.
Please distribute widely! It is important that we receive answers from all parts of the fandom.
Thank you in advance for your participation!
»> SURVEY LINK «<

I think this is really interesting and we all should do it. Signal boost so everybody can participate and make the whole thing bigger!!

CALLING ALL SUPERNATURAL SHIPPERS

lil-nerdy-dude-with-wings:

onamelancholyhill:

fandometrics:

»> SURVEY LINK «<

Survey of fan participation and attitudes in the Supernatural fandom. Data is completely anonymous and will never be sold to third parties. Please answer questions to the best of your ability and as completely as possible. Note that you may skip any question if you so choose. Completion should take 5-10 minutes.

Research results and analysis will be made available publicly at fandometrics. Survey link will remain actively through May 1st, with a possibility of extension.

Please distribute widely! It is important that we receive answers from all parts of the fandom.

Thank you in advance for your participation!

»> SURVEY LINK «<

I think this is really interesting and we all should do it. Signal boost so everybody can participate and make the whole thing bigger!!

CALLING ALL SUPERNATURAL SHIPPERS

(via crossroadscastiel)

whitest-white-girl:

davejadetier:

BEE SEX IS REALLY FUNNY OKAY HEAR ME OUT

BASICALLY THE MALE BEE GOES TO THE QUEEN AND INSERTS ITS PENIS INTO THE QUEEN BEE AND THEN THEY EJACULATE AT SUCH A HIGH SPEED THAT THEIR GENITALS FUCKING EXPLODE AND ARE LEFT IN THE QUEEN FOREVER AND THE MALE BEE FALLS ON THE GROUND AND DIES

dick too bomb

(via david-10inch)

jodiamandis:

sehboofs:

that one time a guy from my school was sent home for wearing a skirt and everyone wore skirts as a protest the following school day

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That’s beautiful

(via david-10inch)

pragmatique:


pragmatique:


pragmatique:


pragmatique:


pragmatique:


pragmatique:
obsessionisaperfume:

crossroadscastiel:

littlehollyleaf:

pirrofarfalla:


9x18 / 9x06

This is important.

"Find a wife. Makes babies. And when you die and your soul comes to Heaven, find me. Tell me your story."

Castiel has already screwed up Metatron’s original plan. Metatron’s original story involved Cas staying away from the Winchesters, falling in love with a woman, starting a family, having a normal life.
This gif set is focusing on the wrong story. This is an example of what Metatron wanted to happen. 
Metatron needed Cas to stay human, to stay away from Heaven, to stay away from the Winchesters. 
Cas screwed that up when he chose to steal an angel’s grace in order to help the angels and to help Dean. It always comes back to Cas choosing Dean. 
Metatron needed Cas to stay away from Heaven and to stay away from them, because something about Cas in Heaven and being close to Dean is going to unravel the ending of his story. 
Cas has a key to the lock on not only Heaven’s gates, but to the power within. I think Dean is the key.

This comes pretty close to my crack theory about Dean’s blood being the key to reversing Metatron’s spell and opening the way back to Heaven :p
V. interesting though - I wonder IF Metatron IS working hard to keep Dean and Cas apart because there is something specific about them being together that risks destroying his plan…
I’m content simply to believe Metatron really did/does just LIKE Cas and wanted him to have a ‘happy ever after’ story like he said… But it might be cool if there WAS more to it… (although could just be Metatron recognises Dean and Cas make a good team and thus them working together is a threat - what with their team-up history involving taking down Michael and Lucifer and head of the leviathan and all).

I think if nothing else, it’s pretty much guaranteed at this point that Cas’ endgame will be the opposite of what Metatron wants for him. It won’t be a leader of angels, it won’t be a traditional “find a wife and make babies” love story…it will be something he chooses for himself, and just based on what the show has told us so far, his choice will be staying with the person Metatron is trying so desperately to keep him away from.
Even when he handed Cas back over to the Winchesters, he simply re-wrote his story to guarantee they were once again separated. I also have this theory that the MoC is exactly what Metatron wants for Dean right now (I’m working on a meta where I talk about this a bit more), and essentially making him an emotionless killing machine is the only thing that will guarantee Heaven will stay locked for good.

reblogging for added commentary obsessionisaperfume:

crossroadscastiel:

littlehollyleaf:

pirrofarfalla:


9x18 / 9x06

This is important.

"Find a wife. Makes babies. And when you die and your soul comes to Heaven, find me. Tell me your story."

Castiel has already screwed up Metatron’s original plan. Metatron’s original story involved Cas staying away from the Winchesters, falling in love with a woman, starting a family, having a normal life.
This gif set is focusing on the wrong story. This is an example of what Metatron wanted to happen. 
Metatron needed Cas to stay human, to stay away from Heaven, to stay away from the Winchesters. 
Cas screwed that up when he chose to steal an angel’s grace in order to help the angels and to help Dean. It always comes back to Cas choosing Dean. 
Metatron needed Cas to stay away from Heaven and to stay away from them, because something about Cas in Heaven and being close to Dean is going to unravel the ending of his story. 
Cas has a key to the lock on not only Heaven’s gates, but to the power within. I think Dean is the key.

This comes pretty close to my crack theory about Dean’s blood being the key to reversing Metatron’s spell and opening the way back to Heaven :p
V. interesting though - I wonder IF Metatron IS working hard to keep Dean and Cas apart because there is something specific about them being together that risks destroying his plan…
I’m content simply to believe Metatron really did/does just LIKE Cas and wanted him to have a ‘happy ever after’ story like he said… But it might be cool if there WAS more to it… (although could just be Metatron recognises Dean and Cas make a good team and thus them working together is a threat - what with their team-up history involving taking down Michael and Lucifer and head of the leviathan and all).

I think if nothing else, it’s pretty much guaranteed at this point that Cas’ endgame will be the opposite of what Metatron wants for him. It won’t be a leader of angels, it won’t be a traditional “find a wife and make babies” love story…it will be something he chooses for himself, and just based on what the show has told us so far, his choice will be staying with the person Metatron is trying so desperately to keep him away from.
Even when he handed Cas back over to the Winchesters, he simply re-wrote his story to guarantee they were once again separated. I also have this theory that the MoC is exactly what Metatron wants for Dean right now (I’m working on a meta where I talk about this a bit more), and essentially making him an emotionless killing machine is the only thing that will guarantee Heaven will stay locked for good.

reblogging for added commentary obsessionisaperfume:

crossroadscastiel:

littlehollyleaf:

pirrofarfalla:


9x18 / 9x06

This is important.

"Find a wife. Makes babies. And when you die and your soul comes to Heaven, find me. Tell me your story."

Castiel has already screwed up Metatron’s original plan. Metatron’s original story involved Cas staying away from the Winchesters, falling in love with a woman, starting a family, having a normal life.
This gif set is focusing on the wrong story. This is an example of what Metatron wanted to happen. 
Metatron needed Cas to stay human, to stay away from Heaven, to stay away from the Winchesters. 
Cas screwed that up when he chose to steal an angel’s grace in order to help the angels and to help Dean. It always comes back to Cas choosing Dean. 
Metatron needed Cas to stay away from Heaven and to stay away from them, because something about Cas in Heaven and being close to Dean is going to unravel the ending of his story. 
Cas has a key to the lock on not only Heaven’s gates, but to the power within. I think Dean is the key.

This comes pretty close to my crack theory about Dean’s blood being the key to reversing Metatron’s spell and opening the way back to Heaven :p
V. interesting though - I wonder IF Metatron IS working hard to keep Dean and Cas apart because there is something specific about them being together that risks destroying his plan…
I’m content simply to believe Metatron really did/does just LIKE Cas and wanted him to have a ‘happy ever after’ story like he said… But it might be cool if there WAS more to it… (although could just be Metatron recognises Dean and Cas make a good team and thus them working together is a threat - what with their team-up history involving taking down Michael and Lucifer and head of the leviathan and all).

I think if nothing else, it’s pretty much guaranteed at this point that Cas’ endgame will be the opposite of what Metatron wants for him. It won’t be a leader of angels, it won’t be a traditional “find a wife and make babies” love story…it will be something he chooses for himself, and just based on what the show has told us so far, his choice will be staying with the person Metatron is trying so desperately to keep him away from.
Even when he handed Cas back over to the Winchesters, he simply re-wrote his story to guarantee they were once again separated. I also have this theory that the MoC is exactly what Metatron wants for Dean right now (I’m working on a meta where I talk about this a bit more), and essentially making him an emotionless killing machine is the only thing that will guarantee Heaven will stay locked for good.

reblogging for added commentary obsessionisaperfume:

crossroadscastiel:

littlehollyleaf:

pirrofarfalla:


9x18 / 9x06

This is important.

"Find a wife. Makes babies. And when you die and your soul comes to Heaven, find me. Tell me your story."

Castiel has already screwed up Metatron’s original plan. Metatron’s original story involved Cas staying away from the Winchesters, falling in love with a woman, starting a family, having a normal life.
This gif set is focusing on the wrong story. This is an example of what Metatron wanted to happen. 
Metatron needed Cas to stay human, to stay away from Heaven, to stay away from the Winchesters. 
Cas screwed that up when he chose to steal an angel’s grace in order to help the angels and to help Dean. It always comes back to Cas choosing Dean. 
Metatron needed Cas to stay away from Heaven and to stay away from them, because something about Cas in Heaven and being close to Dean is going to unravel the ending of his story. 
Cas has a key to the lock on not only Heaven’s gates, but to the power within. I think Dean is the key.

This comes pretty close to my crack theory about Dean’s blood being the key to reversing Metatron’s spell and opening the way back to Heaven :p
V. interesting though - I wonder IF Metatron IS working hard to keep Dean and Cas apart because there is something specific about them being together that risks destroying his plan…
I’m content simply to believe Metatron really did/does just LIKE Cas and wanted him to have a ‘happy ever after’ story like he said… But it might be cool if there WAS more to it… (although could just be Metatron recognises Dean and Cas make a good team and thus them working together is a threat - what with their team-up history involving taking down Michael and Lucifer and head of the leviathan and all).

I think if nothing else, it’s pretty much guaranteed at this point that Cas’ endgame will be the opposite of what Metatron wants for him. It won’t be a leader of angels, it won’t be a traditional “find a wife and make babies” love story…it will be something he chooses for himself, and just based on what the show has told us so far, his choice will be staying with the person Metatron is trying so desperately to keep him away from.
Even when he handed Cas back over to the Winchesters, he simply re-wrote his story to guarantee they were once again separated. I also have this theory that the MoC is exactly what Metatron wants for Dean right now (I’m working on a meta where I talk about this a bit more), and essentially making him an emotionless killing machine is the only thing that will guarantee Heaven will stay locked for good.

reblogging for added commentary

obsessionisaperfume:

crossroadscastiel:

littlehollyleaf:

pirrofarfalla:

9x18 / 9x06

This is important.

"Find a wife. Makes babies. And when you die and your soul comes to Heaven, find me. Tell me your story."

Castiel has already screwed up Metatron’s original plan. Metatron’s original story involved Cas staying away from the Winchesters, falling in love with a woman, starting a family, having a normal life.

This gif set is focusing on the wrong story. This is an example of what Metatron wanted to happen. 

Metatron needed Cas to stay human, to stay away from Heaven, to stay away from the Winchesters. 

Cas screwed that up when he chose to steal an angel’s grace in order to help the angels and to help Dean. It always comes back to Cas choosing Dean. 

Metatron needed Cas to stay away from Heaven and to stay away from them, because something about Cas in Heaven and being close to Dean is going to unravel the ending of his story. 

Cas has a key to the lock on not only Heaven’s gates, but to the power within. I think Dean is the key.

This comes pretty close to my crack theory about Dean’s blood being the key to reversing Metatron’s spell and opening the way back to Heaven :p

V. interesting though - I wonder IF Metatron IS working hard to keep Dean and Cas apart because there is something specific about them being together that risks destroying his plan…

I’m content simply to believe Metatron really did/does just LIKE Cas and wanted him to have a ‘happy ever after’ story like he said… But it might be cool if there WAS more to it… (although could just be Metatron recognises Dean and Cas make a good team and thus them working together is a threat - what with their team-up history involving taking down Michael and Lucifer and head of the leviathan and all).

I think if nothing else, it’s pretty much guaranteed at this point that Cas’ endgame will be the opposite of what Metatron wants for him. It won’t be a leader of angels, it won’t be a traditional “find a wife and make babies” love story…it will be something he chooses for himself, and just based on what the show has told us so far, his choice will be staying with the person Metatron is trying so desperately to keep him away from.

Even when he handed Cas back over to the Winchesters, he simply re-wrote his story to guarantee they were once again separated. I also have this theory that the MoC is exactly what Metatron wants for Dean right now (I’m working on a meta where I talk about this a bit more), and essentially making him an emotionless killing machine is the only thing that will guarantee Heaven will stay locked for good.

reblogging for added commentary

(via 4persephone)

I just saw Captain America : The Winter Soldier and I just realized….

the-listening:

cassieisnotapie:

Peggy Carter helped found SHIELD after Steve “died”. 

It was founded at the camp that Steve trained at.

On marvel’s Agents of SHIELD, Agent Ward says “Someone really wanted our initials to spell SHIELD”

Guys. 

Peggy created and named the entire spy organization after STEVE’S SHIELD. 

OH MY FREAKING GOD.

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(via teamfreekickass)

The Iron Throne as described in the novels, officially endorsed by GRRM on his blog as the most accurate artistic representation thus far. By artist Marc Simonetti.

(via wintrsldier)

what-would-jedi-do:

queercurls:

what-would-jedi-do:

illumahottie:

Hey guys, hope your skin is clear and you get a text from someone you like real soon.

OKAY BUT I SCROLLED PAST THIS AND THEN LIKE TWO MINUTES LATER GOT A TEXT FROM MICHAEL

is your skin clear

not yet but we’re optimistic regarding the future

(via damittromney)

charliebronsons:

vampirevvekend:

EVERYONE LOOKS 2000 TIMES HOTTER IN A LEATHER JACKET ITS SCIENCE 

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pbbbfft, science. yeah right

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let me try. 

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pretty sure it’s not going to-

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what the fUCK 

no that’s

that

that can’t be right. let me just

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holY SHIT

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NO THAT’S

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WHY;W STHIS THIS

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nO

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jeSUS fUCKIGN CHIR;ST

(via fat-sweatpants-and-chocolate)