sharkchunks:

metalheadadam:

pimpinchilton:

commanderabutt:

shadow1423:

commanderabutt:

spaff-der-kegel-doer:

historynet:

seen on my face book feed(Anti-vaccination, modern)

"studies"

who has ever thought this ever

Don’t let your children drink water it might make them think drinking other clear liquids is okay do you want your child drinking bleach

don’t let your children walk, it might make them think its okay to walk away from home

Correct me if I’m wrong, but I’m pretty sure not even people who use heroin believe it is beneficial.

Don’t let your child breathe air. Studies have shown thatin the event of a fire, children who breathe in air are much more likely to breathe in smoke than children who’ve never breathed air.

Don’t have a child. 100% of children grow up and die. You’re literally condemning your own children to die.

(via damittromney)

samsmemory:

I’m poison.
  • Baby: D.. da..de...
  • Dad: Daddy? Are you trying to say daddy?
  • Baby: Dean Winchester is bisexual.

lumos5001:

allantruong:

"This ad is 1000x better if you imagine they’re all looking at your penis"

OMFG THE BABY THOUGH

kittymudface:

Chances are that sometime in your life, you will need a ride but not have anyone available. Maybe you have car trouble, got ditched by a friend, drank too much—whatever. And chances are someone will offer you a ride

If you ever get a ride from someone you don’t know very…

wessasaurus-rex:

prozdvoices:

Anonymous said:

Hey dude I love your dramatic readings. Anyway, can you read the name of every state in America in the most seductive way possible? In alphabetical order please.

what the fuck

Why

Well, OKAY.

Saying the Names of All 50 States in Alphabetical OrderSeductively

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HOT DAMN 

(via fat-sweatpants-and-chocolate)

da-fabulous-bomb:

#no words needed
da-fabulous-bomb:

#no words needed

popmychieri:

gaydicks420:

last night i woke up because two dudes were fighting underneath my window and one dude kept screaming “BRO!! BRO YOU CALLED ME A BITCH IN FRONT OF THE WHOLE BAR BRO!! THE WHOLE BAR!! WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT BRO??” he sounded so heart broken. why bro. why did you do this.

(via i-raised-you-to-perfection)